Alethea (They/Them) is a mediocre, but enthusiastic singer. Their favorite color is smiley face yellow, but you’d never know it, considering how much black they wear. They once wrote a service which managed 400,000 bare-metal Linux servers, doing the equivalent work of 600 full time engineers. They lived in a flat in Scotland with a beautiful view of a volcano. They have degrees in math and philosophy. They’re also trans and non-binary, and they have sick racing stripes shaved in the side of their hair.